Boobs and Bankruptcies

Thanks to 'Miss Monkey' and Vanessa for a nice segue into my next topic. So, you know what I am going to ask.... Thoughts? Questions? Comments? Concerns?

Friday Funny

I thought instead of the Friday Fucktard, I would make this Friday the Friday Funny instead. This was way too funny to resist. I almost died laughing when I saw this. Too funny.

Enjoy! :)

OMG! I'm a loser!

I hate it when people make assumptions and talk about shit they don't know anything about, AND are anonymous about it. If you are going to talk shit, you might as well let everyone know who you are. Why hide? Are you afraid, or simply a coward? ugh. Im pretty sure I know who you are anyway.

With that being said, I made sure Foe was ok with this blog. I essentially asked her permission to keep it up. She agreed. (Just another example of people not knowing all the details and making shit up in their head and believing it.)

I think this blog is DEFINITELY more tasteful than a used pregnancy test stuck in a cake. Don't you?

And no, you won't be fucktard of the week this week. I've got more interesting things to post about!

Oh, and by the way, I can see YOU AND YOUR ONE FRIEND lurking around my blog. I've got more hits from the two of you than anyone else. Obsession much?? Who's the loser now?

Nandini is Back!

YAY! Just a quick shout out to an old FF'er... And CONGRATULATIONS on your new pregnancy!

Poor baby

Another pointless post. I think the poster is feeling a widdle needy today. Awww... poor baby. Should I call the Waaaaaaaambulance?

Why do people post this? I think she should go back to bed.

Too far? I think so....

This is a post titled 'Mean Blinkie'. The blinkie in question is up at the top, then the original post, and two different responses to this post.

Um, for real? While I understand and sympathize with women who have had tremendous heartache during their TTC journey, this is like telling your neighbors what decorations they can/can't have on their front lawn. It's HER signature, not yours, and it's not up to you to moderate and police someone else's blinkies.

I think the OP is just a little bit sensitive.

Thoughts?

Waiting To Test has turned into a circus

Has drawing all over our HPT's become the new 'thing to do'? From Pierre, to drawing in lines in the positive window, I think these ladies have lost it!

By popular demand

She's a size 3DDD. Um... 3DDD??? And how do you go from a B to a DDD? Is that even possible?

And this is the only thing 'thats hesitating her form becoming pg so soon' Um What? What happened to your baby daddy? Didn't he want to wear a condom? Oh, But wait, didn't he agree to only TTC three months out of the year?

I just can't follow the lies anymore.....

And the award for Friday Fucktard of the week goes to..............

Fertility Friend!

FF shut down someone's account because they thought she was me. I have proven that it's NOT her by posting additional screen shots AFTER her account has been terminated, and they refuse to acknowledge her or respond to any of her inquiries. They are wrong, they KNOW they were wrong, and refuse to do anything about it. Now she can't get on the boards AND she is also out the money. What fucking world are these people living in?? Fertility Friend Land??!?

They should be called:
FERTILITY FRIEND FUCKTARDS!

Big Girl Panties needed for this conversation.....

I found this on an OT post today. Have we really become that sensitive that we have to post this? Are we doing it out of courtesy? Don't you think an occasional post about a child in a passing sentence is ok? Do we really have to warn the entire world?

I can understand someone flaunting their new pregnancy. (Which we all know has happened) and and I can also understand how an entire thread devoted to kids is off limits, but isn't this a bit much?

Tell FF how much you love them.....

Call em. Write em. Email em.

Dawn [at] dawnsoft.com

could there be Stormy@dawnsoft.com or Fredric@dawnsoft.com ??? Hmmmmm......

I love google. :)

DD ACTUALLY has a chart!!

Wow!! She actually has a chart!! And I thought she was on FF just to torture people.......

Shocker!!

Fertility Friend never posted anything.

THIS BLOG IS STAYING!

Here's a few tips to get away from the hassle of getting your password reset every 5 seconds. DO NOT go from FF to here (or from here to FF) on the same web page. Open a separate web page for this blog and FF. I am SURE that FF has tracking software. If you leave this site and go directly to FF, they can see that. Similarly, if you go right from FF to FF Drama, they can also see that.

Alternatively, I CAN make this blog by invitation only, and FF can go fuck themselves.


Thoughts?

An invitation for Fertility Friend

Ok FF, You have something to say? Why don't you say it here instead of shutting down everyone else's accounts? Why don't you 'stand up and be a man?'

Stormy, Fredrick, whoever you are, here is your chance. If you choose to say nothing, things WILL continue the way they are until you fix it. If you choose to have a dialogue with me (us) I MIGHT consider shutting down the blog. The ball is in your court. Speak up, and the blog goes down, or stay silent, and the blog stays. Your Choice.

Censorship and Bullies - A blogspot Fuck You

Today, I received a comment from a girl who told me that FF shut down her account because they thought she was associated with me, or maybe even WAS me. She asked me for her help. During that time, I temporarily shut down the blog to be fair to all parties involved, while I did my own investigation. She still has no access to her FF account.

I found myself in a strange situation. Do I shut down the blog because FF is falsely accusing someone else? Or do I leave it up, knowing that this girl is possibly going to lose her account?

I have decided to fight back. I refuse to allow FF the satisfaction. I can prove it's not her by taking the most recent screen shots while she has no access. What are they going to do? Are they going to unilaterally decide to shut down everyone's accounts until I stop? I don't think so.

I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE THE NAZI -LIKE BEHAVIOR AND THE BULLIES AT FERTILITY FRIEND

For the last year or two, they have been torturing and controlling women with suspensions, mini- vacations, condescending PM's, not to mention the total hypocrisy of their "Charter".

FYI, FF Mods, this blog gets OVER 1000 hits per day. Don't you think, IF we really wanted to, we could all exchange email addresses here, talk somewhere else, and NOT renew at FF? It's money; and you are losing a shit load of it because you refuse to treat people with just a little bit of respect.

NO MORE.

You will NOT control me. You will NOT stop me. You will NOT keep me from exercising my First Amendment Right. This blog WILL go on.

And you can put THAT in your Charter.

Friday Fucktard

The anonymous poster here says that my picture will be posted in a 'few days' on another site. Well, shocker, it's been over two weeks, and guess what?? No picture. I'm not surprised considering that I know who the anonymous poster is. If you are cleaver enough, you'll be able to figure out who it is, too.

So Anonymous, congratulations, you have won the award for this week. And I bet you'll all excited, too. It means more attention for you!

Wanted to share some more lighthearted stuff for Valentines day

These are some of my favorites!

For my FF friends......(a day early!)

Happy Valentine's Day!

I hope everyone gets laid tomorrow night!

Back to being financially responsible.....

So, during the last post, I asked if you had a plan for you and your family after your baby arrived. Most of you said that you had a plan. Did any of you have a plan that included bankruptcy while TTC? Shouldn't you get your finances straight before having a child?? ESPECIALLY if you planning for one???

SO, is it also responsible to actively TTC while you are declaring bankruptcy? Do you think it's a little selfish and unfair to the child(ren)?

Can you tell that this REALLY irritates the hell out of me??

HYPOCRITE!!!

I know I said I wouldn't... but I couldn't resist this one.... Did she really think that no one would catch this?? Which one is it? Or is it truly a personality disorder...

DDneedsadiagnosis - If you are reading this.... I don't know what kind of double life you are living, but NOW is the time to stop living the lie, KWIM??

I'll get back to the finance/ responsibility / baby issues on Monday...

Weekend questions....

Before you decided to TTC, had you mapped out your money situation? Did you have a plan for after the baby was born? Did you know that you would be going back to work, or did you know that you would be a sahm?

OR

Did you TTC and not plan for after the baby was born? Did you think that you would work it out during your pregnancy or when it got closer to delivery? Did you have a general idea about what you would do and simply work out the details when the time was right?

Simply put, did you plan for after the baby was born during pregnancy, or before?

I have a point, feel free to post without being ridiculed. And NO, I won't be turning the anonymous posting feature back on... to many people running around who can't control themselves...

By request.... Friday Fucktard #2

Damn those formula feeding mommies! SHAME on you for feeding your kids that RAT poison! UGH!

Someone smack this woman into reality please! Do these people think that what they are saying is NOT offensive to someone else? Does she honestly feel like she is not going to stir the pot with a post like this? Or maybe she's totally uneducated? Thoughts?

Friday Fucktard (A bit early)

Seriously??

WTF?? Is this the new trend?? Drawing on some HPTs and putting jewelry around others?? And then proceeding to make a cartoon about it? Whats next, a whole generation of Superhero HPTs and OPKs??

Do you spank? Will you spank?

Is it sick, or is it no big deal? Do you consider it child abuse? Would you spank under certain circumstances, or never?

She's crossed the line too many times.....

The topic was about giving something up for Lent. She and her DH tried to give something up for fun, but it didn't last....

I'm done.

I'm done posting about her and giving her ANY attention. (Although I reserve the right to post about her when we find out that she's really a serial killer, a man with no dick, or a psychopath.)

Another Slam dunk courtesy of Vanessa

Yeah, so he was your age, like 10 or 15 years ago?

Firstly, a big thanks to Vanessa for paying attention, and of course, her witty sense of humor.

Just in case the thread gets locked.... Here's more information about DDDOESNTneedasibling.

Also, If I remember correctly, one of her screen names used to be MaryAmyDD or something like that.

AND I seem to remember one of her screen names being CC'sMommy. I could be confusing her with KarenMM. Can anyone confirm? Maybe if we pull together as a community we can get her kicked out for good.

PROOF that Stormy fucked it up for FF

This is a graph showing the traffic history for Fertility Friend for the last 5 years.

Notice the sharp decline after 2006....... Isn't that when Stormy grew horns?

Sick... Sick.... Sick....

Go Snowy!!

The topic was 'who is your secret crush'. Everyone else on the thread picks hot ADULT men to post, and also posts a picture of their hot ADULT man. DDneedsaclue decides to post a picture of a minor even thou he is much older now.... hm...

What part of that is sexy? Does she really think that he is hot in those pictures above?

I think it's absolutely disgusting. I'm starting to think that DDisafucktard is something more than what she wants everyone else to see.

I had to laugh....

It's interesting how a thread about a video of a girl showing off her ginourmous breasts turns into this..... Only on FF!

A big Thank You to the posters in the thread... it was hysterical!

Commercial Faves?

Good game. Any favorite commercials or plays that stand out in your head?

SUPERBOWL XLII

Who is going to win? Anyone betting? Thoughts? Comments?

ETA: I'll repost more on Monday... I am hosting a Superbowl party...... :)

Friday Fucktard #2.....

The topic was about molestation..... I'll let you draw your own conclusions....

An incredibly well worded response.......

I got the feeling that EVERYONE feels this way at the moment.

Friday Fucktard QUOTE of the week goes to........

Because of posts like this, I know more about her Va - Jay - Jay then I know about my own. This person has talked more about her who-ha then anyone else on FF.

COLLECTIVELY

I actually feel bad for her. She seems like a nice person, but she just doesn't know where to draw the line as far as TMI.