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18 comments:
HA HA! So I wonder what a McGriddle will do for me?
No F-ing way!!!!
That is the first I have heard of fast food helping. lolol
What a McJoke.
Seriously, should these people even be allowed to reproduce?
OMG!!
I leave for Vacation for a week and look at all the craziness I miss ;).
Egg McMuffins hah? wow... I must of been asleep when that one was realized.....
Did you see this as one of the responses in the thread that this poster mentioned?
My FET was at 2:15pm today. I had planned to have two egg mcmuffins for lunch. At 11:00am I realized that they were not served for lunch-and began to cry--seriously thinking that my transfer would be jinxed. Happily I have a fabulous husband who is willing to overlook my craziness and humor me. He and the concierge at the hotel where I am staying (for out of town IVF) located a McDonalds that had left-over egg mcmuffins and they held one until my husband could pick it up He delivered it to me after I was on the table taking my valium for the transfer. The nurse taking care of me obviously has experience with nutty women--she left the room for a few minutes and allowed me to polish off my mcmuffin
If I am successful this cycle it will have been all about the mcmuffin!
She CRIED because she couldn't get an egg mcmuffin? Maybe I'm just too mean, but my goodness!
Ah yes...it must have been the Egg McMuffin I ate the day of trigger this cycle that gave me such a GREAT post coital. Oh absolutely...seeing as I ate it after wards. OMG...first pineapple...then garlic...and now egg McMuffins. Is nothing sacred?
Well, at least these women are actually EATING the food rather than putting it in their hoohas.
I guess we should be thankful for that.
(Although, I dare someone to make that suggestion in the thread...)
;-)
OMG Allison, that literally made me laugh out loud. Good thing the house is empty:P I needed that laugh :P
And wow...just wow...so is it the grease that helps, the egg, or the "sausage" that is probably made of 10% pork, 60% kangaroo, and 30% left over quarter pounders?
Greasy food helps with implantation huh? And a doctor suggested this? A doctor that you are paying thousands of dollars to, to have a child?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I was eating a shitload of greasy food when I finally got my BFP and it didn't help with implantation at all, otherwise I'd be mom to a 2 year old.
Whatev. I thought I had done some desparate things - this take the cake (along with the garlic in the coochie).
If fatty foods helps then I should have basketball team or two worth of rug rats by now. Did I ruin it by ordering one with sausage?
By my third IVF, if someone would have told me eating an Egg McMuffin would have helped, I would have eaten them for every meal. I probably wouldn't have cried if I couldn't get one, and while my DH humors me a lot, he wouldn't have sought one out for me.
I only tried the acupuncture out of desperation but since I had got a BFP that stuck, you can bet I'll be lying in that room with needles stuck in me, wanting to pee because of the melodic sounds of waterfalls cascading in the back ground and secretly wondering what kind of mullet sporting sissy wears a pink shirt with tapered acid washed pants and cowboy boots and should he be the one I trust to practice eastern medicine? I will leave feeling like a complete dork but knowing that if it works I'll be happy and if it doesn't what did it hurt?
What will they come up with next?
Eating a double cheeseburger will give you twins?
Eating a Quarter Pounder will give you quads?
Obviously, you can tell some people ANYTHING and they'll believe it.
KT - can you send me a screenshot? I'd LOVE to see that!!
I think that we've probably all done something similar at one time or another to aid in our journey towards a BFP. Robitussin, mucinex, green tea, baby carrots, egg whites, propping our hips up, not getting up to pee after DTD, holding the sperm in with instead cups...
I think that it's safe to say that when you reach the point where IVF is a reality, you'll do anything you can to help facilitate the process. Although obviously eating egg mcmuffins isn't the healthiest choice, if it helps to ease their mind and put more faith in their IVF, let them have their quirky habits.
Man...must be something in the air as this is comment #2 this week where I'm feeling sympathetic for the target.
HA ha!!! If greasy food is all it took, I'd have a small village by now...or at least my own soft-ball team.
Well, if that's the case, why don't they just shove the grease of their cha-cha?
Dawn.... ROFLMAO! THAT was a good one.
It's all bullshit. The accu.... the voodoo dolls... the grease.
I didn't even EAT before either of my 2 transfers.
-cheryl_c2
Did you see that it was her embryologist that insisted on it? I think he's trying to find out how many psycho infertile women he can get fat!
KarenMM said...
She CRIED because she couldn't get an egg mcmuffin? Maybe I'm just too mean, but my goodness!
It's not the crying over not getting the McMuffin that got to me. It was the involving a fucking concierge in the quest to get one that really took the cake on this one! Are you fucking kidding me???? I bet that concierge put that in her book of psychotic requests she was forced to take care of.
Allison I just about spit my coffee all over my computer! LOL!!!!
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